Do you ever forget that you can’t speak japanese so you try to multitask while watching subbed anime and realize fuck i have no idea what just happened
I love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their face because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You will never know.
when i find myself in times of trouble
the 12th doctor comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
i’m gonna reblog sad tablo bee every time it’s on my dash
Are we just not gonna talk about how great Sky High was?
BUT IS THAT RED FROM OITNB
Oh god that fire dude was the hottest thing ever. I have never not been in love with that dude
Mom: You’ve been playing that thing for like 4 hours now, aren’t you tired?
Me: Mom you fucking casual
i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me
modern Hogwarts headcanon
muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”
'lol Arin talking about feminism? What a [slur], Suzy must be making him do it'
'Arin's just become a pussy, catering to those sensitive whiners. He needs stop and go back to being funny'
'wow Arin you changed. You used to be funny, but now you're acting like a SJW. I can't watch you anymore, I'm unsubbing. I'll come back when I get the good Egoraptor back'